Archive for September, 2009

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Every time a bell rings…

September 8, 2009

It has come to my attention that the Big M does not like being drawn as Homer Simpson. Therefore, I have re-cast in his role the fetchingly handsome and charming Jimmy Stewart.

True, the Big M does not weigh 160 pounds or stammer when he gets angry, but otherwise I think it’s a good fit. He regularly talks people down from ledges (in a metaphorical preventing a run on the Building & Loan kind of way) and he does what’s right even when it isn’t easy (which is most of the time). He’s the bravest man I know, and I admire him more than Jefferson Smith or the man who shot Liberty Valance. I’ve got my own personal George Bailey, and I’m grateful for it.

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See? Can’t you just feel the love when Jimmy Stewart yells, “Nerd!” in a Homer Simpson voice?

Now that I’ve cleared that up, let’s move on to what I’m reading.

In case you were wondering, it’s not Plato. But it is related to that. I like to call myself a “tangential reader” – meaning that I frequently get led off on tangents when something I’m reading strikes a chord with me.

The tangent I’ve recently been led off onto is related to Allan Bloom. Dr. Bloom was a professor of political philosophy at the University of Chicago, a university known for its classics program. His translation of Plato’s Republic is the one I’m using. (And I’m through Book 6, thank you very much.) Anyway, it turns out that Dr. Bloom wrote a best-seller about how universities in the United States no longer provide an education that teaches the youth of America to think and to understand the great thinkers. It was called “The Closing of the American Mind.

That’s not what I’m reading. Not yet, anyway. It’s on my shortlist.

Coincidentally, Dr. Bloom was great friends with the Nobel-prize-winning writer Saul Bellow. After Bloom’s death, Bellow wrote a memoir-disguised-as-a-novel about his friend called “Ravelstein.” I just finished-it-this-morning. (I like hyphens. And parentheses. And sentence fragments.)

I came away with a couple of impressions of Ravelstein/Bloom: he was crazy brilliant and he was a cult of personality. His students were not just students, they were disciples. Where he led, they followed, and they continued to seek his input 30 or 40 years after leaving the university. Some became high-ranking officials in government or in business, and Ravelstein/Bloom influenced the world through them.

There was a third impression I got: Saul Bellow loved him. His novel was a testament to friendship. That reminds me of what Clarence the guardian angel told Mr. Bailey, “Remember, George: no man is a failure if he has friends.”

I love that.

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Zorba the Geek

September 5, 2009

I crammed in as many lectures on the History of Science as I could yesterday before the DVDs were due back to the library.

“Nerd!” the Big M would shout in his best Homer Simpson voice when he’d bust me watching these. And yes, the good doctor of philosophy on TV was sporting a classically nerdy v-necked sweater over chambray shirt and red tie combo, plus glasses and mustache while talking about a nerdy subject.

But I secretly suspect the Big M meant me.

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That’s okay. I own my nerdiness. I revel in it. And he married me. So there.

Fun factoid I learned from these lectures: many words in the English language that start with the letters “al” are derived from Arabic. Al- is Arabic for “the.” So words like alkali, aluminum, alchemy, and alcohol were all originally Arabic.

I blame the last of these in part for al-spare tire around al-middle of my waist. *Boo! Hiss!*

Moving on, I also learned that the reason we have so many scientific words that come from Arabic (including tons in astronomy, such as stars named Betelgeuse, Vega and Rigel) has to do with the spread of Plato and Aristotle’s teachings in the ancient world. Both were the forefathers of modern science through what they called “natural philosophy.”

After the fall of Greek civilization, the Romans continued to study the Greek masters. They didn’t really expand things on the scientific front, however, and they never bothered to translate Plato or Aristotle into Latin because the leisured class that studied those works knew Greek. But later, after the Roman civilization fell, the citizens of the former Roman Empire got split into various new regimes, and the area we know today as Western Europe had mostly forgotten Greek and now spoke only Latin. By the early 700’s, the eastern part of the old Roman Empire, as well as north Africa and most of Spain, had been taken over by Islamic forces. These citizens learned the Arabic of their new government.

For the next 250 years, a great translation movement occurred in the Islamic world, predicated on the command of the Prophet Muhammad to, “Seek knowledge, even if it is in China.” Translators put Greek, Hindi, and Persian texts into Arabic. Plato and Aristotle became very influential in the Muslim world, and Islamic scholars used their texts as a jumping-off point for their own new discoveries.

It wasn’t until the 1100’s, after Jerusalem was re-captured by Christian crusaders, that the texts of Plato and Aristotle became accessible to most of Western Europe. Interestingly, most of the early translations into Latin were done from Arabic translations stored in libraries in Spain.

And once again I am reminded of how little I bothered to learn while living in that country. Sigh.

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Mmmmm … religion

September 3, 2009

Back to St. Monica and her son, St. Augustine of Hippo. As long as we’re talking Confessions, I will confess something shameful: the first time I ever heard of St. Augustine (outside of the lovely turf grass) was on The Simpsons. Ned Flanders is about to baptize the Simpson children when Homer intervenes and the water hits him instead:


Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me.  How do you feel?
Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Ned: [gasps] Wait!  Homer, what did you just say?
Homer: I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!
Ned: Oh, fair enough.*

Sadly, this is not the only example of my being exposed to culture via a cartoon.

But I digress.

My interest in St. Augustine (which apparently is pronounced a-GUST-in, not AUGUST-een, the way I’ve been pronouncing it) was piqued when I found out he was a disciple of Plato’s.

Perhaps disciple is the wrong word. Adherent.

Augustine was turned off by what he saw as the blind devotion to Christianity of his mother, Monica. He was an intellectual, and he wanted to know why Scripture did not always jibe with what he saw in the natural world. Much of the Old Testament in particular seemed absurd to him. How could the earth be created in six days, for example, if the sun was created on the fourth? Without the sun to mark days, there should have been no time before its creation!

Augustine’s turning point happened when in Milan he learned from St. Ambrose about neo-Platonism. Augustine read Plato for instruction in natural philosophy, the predecessor to science. Non-Christians of his era generally knew things about the planets and stars, so when a Christian said something that obviously contradicted reality, it irritated Augustine. Through reading Plato he began to try to follow Plato’s vision of the forms of the good and the beautiful and had a sudden vision of God. He realized that all truth is God’s truth, whether it comes from pagan Greeks or Scripture.

For the first time Augustine began to interpret Scripture as allegorical rather than literal, and in doing so he was able to see an intellectual component to it. Augustine came to believe that it’s our job to synthesize what we learn about the natural world with what we read in Scripture. As we learn more about the world, we need to update our interpretation of what we’re reading.

“It is a disgraceful and a dangerous thing for one without the faith to hear a Christian talking nonsense [about the natural world] when trying to give the meaning of Scripture,” Augustine wrote. In other words, if a Christian were wrong about a simple matter of reason or experience, why would a pagan believe him when he talked about something very difficult to comprehend, something that requires faith?**

To put it in modern terms, it’s like the fundamentalist Christian contention that the world is only a few thousand years old. Science clearly has shown that to be untrue. So when a fundamentalist continues to protest that Scripture says the earth is 6,000 years old, it causes non-Christians to think (or say), “What an idiotic religion.” That doesn’t do much for winning new converts.

Sometimes I wish I could be more like Monica, an unquestioning believer. It seems easier. But I am not wired that way. I question, and I challenge, and I hold back a part of myself from buying into the Christian faith. I’m enjoying learning about Augustine (who I’m still calling AUGUST-een in my head). His journey and transformation give me hope that I may be converted yet.

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*Thank you to www.snpp.com for the quote and www.lardlad.com for the image.
**Much of this information I gleaned from the excellent lectures of Dr. Lawrence Principe in his series, “History of Science: Antiquity to 1700”

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I’m Still Alive

September 1, 2009

You know those jackasses who are plugged into their ipods while in line at the grocery store?

That was me today.

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I had just left the gym and was still listening to my ipod when “Alive” by Pearl Jam popped up on my playlist as I pulled into the grocery store parking lot. “Son,” she said, “have I got a little story for you.”

I wanted to listen to the story. Eddie Vedder’s nasal tenor voice urged me on. I just needed to grab some tortillas quick. So I did, and made it through self-checkout and back to the parking lot to the refrain of “Uh, huh! You’re still alive! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…”

It was kind of nice.

Now mind you, I had pledged to pull out the earphones if someone tried to speak to me. And I wouldn’t have worn them in a regular line with a cashier because that’s just rude. But there was something kind of zen about grooving to my own music as I took care of a quick errand. I understand why people do it. I do promise not to make it a habit, though. It really is rude.

The tortillas, by the way, are for a special dinner for the Big M. He just started training today with a professional MMA fighter. He’s training for fitness, not for fighting, but still – it’s pretty cool. I’m making him my awesome chicken enchiladas. He’ll need the protein and carbs as he recovers from a very intense workout. And they’re just yummy.

Enchiladas make me happy.

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