Archive for February, 2010

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Miracle

February 28, 2010

What a hockey game this afternoon — with 24 seconds left in the game, the U.S. scored the tying goal to take Canada to overtime, then Canadian wunderkind Sidney Crosby, 2010′s answer to Wayne Gretzky, dramatically scored in sudden death to send people pouring into the streets of Vancouver. I’m about as jingoistic as they come, but I couldn’t help feeling happy for America’s Hat.* They played a hell of a game, and they earned the victory.

The Boy had a rougher time of things. He literally had his fingers crossed as overtime started. The ensuing American loss was a small tragedy for him. The Big M spent a good 20 minutes consoling him with a father-son talk about life and “you win some, you lose some” or somesuch. I’m just guessing, as all of this was done out of my earshot. At any rate, the kid came back in wearing a brave smile belied by red-rimmed eyes. Poor little dude.

I decided the antidote he needed was Miracle. You want to see great hockey? How about an improbable group of amateur American kids taking on the professional Soviet powerhouse who had won four straight Olympic golds and then beating them?

I love Disney’s version of the game and the months leading up to it. Kurt Russell plays coach Herb Brooks, with Biff Tannen as his assistant. My favorite part is after the team plays Finland in an exhibition game. They’re distracted, not giving maximum effort, and Coach Brooks punishes them by making them skate wind sprints afterward.

I have personal experience with this type of wind sprint from my high school basketball days. We called them “horses” or “suicides.” You’d start at one end of the court, run to the free throw line, run back to the end, run to half court, run back to the end, run to the other free throw line, run back to the end, run to the opposite end of the court, and then back to the end. You’d have to touch each line with your hand, and you’d have to do the whole sprint in less than 45 seconds or it was a do-over. We’d typically run 10-20 in a row.

God, I hated them. Our coach was focused on conditioning. Somehow, she reasoned, we’d win all of our games if only we were better conditioned than our opponents. Trouble was, I was terrible at actual basketball. I had a tendency to dribble off my foot. But conditioning stayed the focus. “Horses” were only the beginning of the tortures she had in store for us. By the end of the season I could dribble off my foot for 60 minutes straight without getting tired.

Anyway, Coach Brooks makes the hockey players skate the hockey equivalent of “horses”, over and over. He makes them keep going even after the rink manager turns off the lights in an effort to get them to leave. He makes them keep going even after they’re vomiting and collapsing on the ice, even after the assistant coaches are begging him to stop.

All season he’s been asking these kids to say their name, where they’re from, and who they play for, and he gets responses like, “Mark Johnson, Minneapolis, The University of Wisconsin.” The kids are all separated in their minds by college affiliation. And then, as Brooks is about to make them do another sprint, a voice comes out of the darkness.

“Mike Eruzione. *gasp* Winthrop, Massachusetts. *gasp*”

Brooks narrows his eyes. “Who do you play for?”

“The United States of America.”

“You’re dismissed.”

There it was. In that moment they crossed the line from individuals to a team, and not just any team, but Team USA. It is a great moment in film history depicting a great moment in sports history.

The Boy looked over at me. “Mom, why are you crying?”

I tried to explain the significance of the moment, where America was emotionally in 1980, why we needed the coming victory, why it mattered that these guys had bonded as a team, and he just kept looking at me like I was a crazy person.

I gave him a brave smile, belied by my red-rimmed eyes.

“It’s time for bed.”

We’ll watch the rest tomorrow. I can’t wait for Al Michaels’ call. Do you believe in miracles?!

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*Oh, Canada. I kid because I love ya. Except for your ketchup-flavored potato chips. What are those aboot?

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Friday Afternoon Blues

February 26, 2010

It has not yet been recorded that any human being has gained a very large or permanent contentment from meditation upon the fact that he is better off than others.

Main Street, a 1920 bestselling novel by Sinclair Lewis* that I finished this week, includes several of these little bon mots, but this particular line leaps to mind today. I know people with bigger troubles, but that’s not taking my mind off my little ones.

Mostly I’m focused on the fact that I had the first part of a root canal today and now my mouth is halfway numb and not working (making my coffee difficult to drink) while simultaneously throbbing with a deep, burning pain. (Not from the coffee.) I’m impatiently waiting for the painkillers to kick in. And contemplating how I have a minimum of four more dentist visits to finish this fix, all of which will require shots in the mouth that will heighten my paranoia that Dr. Bill or Dr. Dennis will sever a facial nerve in the process.

It could happen. Dr. Dennis told me so.

Also, The Big M has been out of town on business. I miss him. At least he’s coming back today.

And I’ve been working on my taxes. That’ll depress anyone.

And … (this is the embarrassing one) … I dropped my iPhone in the toilet. At least that didn’t happen today. I dropped it earlier this week. Today it’s working, thanks to a relatively inexpensive fix at a shop appropriately named Cell Phone Repair. I didn’t tell the Cell Phone Repair people *how* I got the water damage because I didn’t want to end up on Not Always Right.com. Unfortunately, Cell Phone Repair doesn’t guarantee their fixes in case of water damage, so my phone could crap out again at any time.

Ha ha. But really, it could.

Would you like to know what happens when you drop your iPhone in the toilet? First, your heart sinks at approximately the same rate as the phone does. Then you reach your hand into the toilet and pull the phone out in one swift motion while exclaiming, “Ick! Ick! Ick!” Then, as you do a quick visual scan of the bathroom to find a towel appropriate for drying the toilet victim, you glance down at the iPhone screen and see that a message has popped up. It says (and I am not making this up): “This accessory is not compatible with the iPhone. Would you like to switch to airplane mode?”

As I went through the drying out process, I wondered what kind of toilet might be compatible with the iPhone. Because apparently I could use one of those.

As I sit here planning out my pity party, I think to myself — What Would The Girl Do? If one were to throw a Pity Party Parade, she’d be the Grand Marshal. The child knows how to do it.

And then I chanced upon this:

Now the other side:

Open it up and:

Cuut! I love it!

She got exactly what she wanted in a card because she made it for herself! Now it’s my turn:

To Me, From Me:

Cute! I love it!

I feel better already. Part of that is because the painkillers are finally kicking in. But still.

Next week we’ll get flooring, and at that point I’ll get fully moved in to the library. Then I’ll post more pictures.

Have a great weekend!

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* Sinclair Lewis is not to be confused with Upton Sinclair, author of The Jungle. I tell you this because I used to confuse the two of them and I want to spare you from having this problem. And now, looking at the Wiki entries, I see that not only did they know each other, but Lewis lived in Sinclair’s cooperative-living colony in New Jersey. Weird.

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They’re Real, and They’re Spectacular

February 20, 2010

The bookshelves, that is. I am blown away. I can’t even believe this is in my house:

Here’s another shot of the coffered ceiling and the right side of the room:

And let’s not forget that fabulous door:

We were nervous about how this corner would turn out, but we feel pretty good about it now:

We still need countertops and the trim that butts into this one. I’m hoping to pick something out this week. That and flooring, and we’re ready to move in.

More pics to come.

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It Fits!!!

February 17, 2010

The door is up…

and open …

and the couch fits!

And we’re not even done yet. Stay tuned.

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The Door

February 17, 2010

It just arrived. They’re getting ready to hang it.

More pics later.

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Le King has left Le Building

February 17, 2010

Monday was Presidents Day, a day when we celebrate the February birthdays of a couple of former Leaders of the Free World by shopping and staying home from school or work.

Presidential Quiz: Who was our 16th president?

He is called The Great Emancipator.

He came from Springfield, Illinois.

He was born in a log cabin, where he wore a stovepipe hat and didn’t tell a lie. Or something like that. I may be getting confused.

A children’s building set made of little logs is named for him.

He was assassinated in a Ford (theater) and succeeded by a VP named Johnson, and 98 years later another president was a killed in a Ford bearing his name and succeeded by a VP named Johnson.

His face in on the penny and the five-dollar bill.

I know you’ve known the answer since the beginning. I’m just stalling.

It’s Abraham Lincoln.

But if you’re five years old and you answered “Abrham Leking”, you get extra credit for being hilariously adorable.

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Happy Monday Gras

February 15, 2010

The install is begun! And oh my goodness, it is beautiful.

Granted, the tools aren’t so pretty, but they’re not a permanent fixture.

The Big M holds up a door for one of the new cabinets:

This is going to be our file cabinet, with a Greene & Greene twist.

And just to give you a taste of what is to come:

Ignore the right side trim. It’s not on yet. But I think you see the vision here.

I’m looking forward to showing you pictures of the finished project.

Patience.

(I’m talking to myself.)

More pics tomorrow…

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Happy Vallitimes Day!

February 14, 2010

That’s what my five-year-old baby angel wrote on her card for Mama.

The kids had their Valentine’s Day parties on Thursday at school. My very talented sister put together beautiful Valentine treats for them to hand out to their friends. For the last couple of years she’s made very lovely, time-consuming, and probably expensive treats for the kids at no cost or effort to me, which has been pretty terrific. For me. And the kids. And she must enjoy doing it, right?

Anyway, thanks Kiki!

Here’s one of Kiki’s Creations:

That’s a pencil with a lovely heart on the top and a nom-nom chocolate inside.

And here’s another:

It’s an adorable gumball machine with two gumballs inside. “Wishing you the sweetest day ever!” Isn’t that so cute?

Kiki made 22 or 23 of each of these so the kids would have enough for their classmates, their teachers, and most importantly (to them) themselves. Pretty sweet.

Hope you’re having a lovely Vallitimes Day!

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We have a couch

February 12, 2010

It arrived at noon.

It’s red. I’m breaking out of my beige phase.

It’s exactly 69 inches wide, and the opening for it to fit in is exactly 69.35 inches wide. That’s the drawn opening. I’m a little nervous. My builder has to be very precise for this unreturnable, custom couch to fit.

It’s a sleeper sofa. The bed is a queen-size platform bed with a surprisingly comfortable mattress. Platform means there are no bars to press into your back at night. It’s one solid surface beneath the mattress. We are about to have a new guest space.

This morning I had to schedule another root canal. This will be my third.

My darling children have the day off from school and have spent the better part of it bickering and whining.

Today has been a mixed bag. But the library continues to move forward, and that makes me happy. And the kids are entering a sweet phase, so I’m logging off to read to them.

Happy Friday!

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Progress!

February 9, 2010

On Friday I went to visit the master craftsmen and the pieces of my library that they are working on. I took a few terrible pictures with my phone because I forgot to bring a real camera.

Here’s the sliding “barn” door for the doorway:

Don’t worry. It won’t have all of those gaps. They were just dry-fitting it. Isn’t it cool?!!

Now here are some of the boxes for the bookshelves:

I almost hate to put up this photograph because it does no justice to the actual box. It’s a lovely cherry with a furniture-quality finish. It was like touching butter, if butter had rigidity and weren’t greasy.

They’re finishing up details and will assemble everything in the shop to make sure it’s perfect before bringing it to my house.

It’s like I’m five years old and it’s Christmas Eve. I can’t freakin’ wait!

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