Archive for March, 2010

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Flatland

March 30, 2010

I’ve been thinking about how to finish up my post on the Fibonacci sequence, and what’s been holding me up is how to illustrate my point. I mean that literally. How am I going to draw a golden rectangle and the spiral that can be formed inside repeated rectangles that corresponds perfectly to certain shells in nature? I can’t find my compass, and I’ve lost my momentum.

So here’s a Fibonacci spiral from wikipedia:

The ratio of the larger side of the rectangle to the smaller is the same as the ratio of a larger Fibonacci number to one just preceding it, a number that approximates 1.61803.  It’s known as the golden ratio, and it’s been used since ancient times in art and architecture.

I’m stopping there because I have become completely absorbed in something else: the concept of dimensions.

This was a later lecture in my math series, and it touched on a subject that I’ve run across in various books by physicists like Brian Greene and Richard Feynman. Every time I read something about dimensions beyond the third, I get curious. The physicists think they’ve proved 17 dimensions now, but it’s all theoretical. Still, I like the idea.

One of the math professors in this lecture series began to illustrate the dimensions we have experience with. First we start with a point. A point is invisible, mathematical, and has no dimension. It is completely self-contained.

Next we have a line. A line stretches between two points. It moves only in a forward or backward direction. It is one-dimensional.

Next would be two perpendicular lines. Together they would form a plane. We could draw a square on the plane, and it would have four corners, or vertices. It would have four sides, all made of one-dimensional lines. The square is two-dimensional.

And finally we could draw a line perpendicular to the plane (to go up and down). We could turn the square into a cube. It would have eight corners, or vertices, and six sides made up of two-dimensional squares. The cube is three-dimensional.

If we kept up this pattern, a four-dimensional cube would have 16 vertices and eight sides made of three-dimensional cubes. To see the fourth dimension we’d need to be able to draw a line perpendicular to the third dimension. And of course we can’t do that, so this theoretical concept is one we can’t visualize.

You know how you can draw a cube, a three-dimensional object, in 2-D? Example:

You look at it, and the sides are not all equal and the angles aren’t all 90 degrees, but it doesn’t matter because we have experience with cubes and so are able to visualize that this drawing represents one.

Well, one of the professors constructed a 3-D model of a 4-D cube. It was sort of the same thing as the drawing above, only it was three-dimensional and had eight sides. He suggested that to someone in the fourth dimension it would make sense, like the drawing above makes sense to us. Click here for a movie of what it looks like.

Science fiction writers call the 4-D cube a tesseract. I first ran across that term as a kid reading A Wrinkle in Time. It’s still one of my favorite books.

The professors suggested that a better way to wrap our brains around the concept of dimensions is to go lower rather than higher. We live in 3-D. But what would be different about life if we lived in only two dimensions?

This is a concept Edwin A. Abbott explored in his groundbreaking 1884 novel, Flatland. The book is in the public domain now, and you can read it in its entirety here.

The main character is a square, and he describes his existence. Take a penny, for instance. You lay it on a table, and you can see that it’s round. But what happens if you put it on the edge of the table and lower your eye so that your view is in the same plane as the penny? It becomes a small, copper, horizontal line. In Flatland, the square explains, everything is on a plane, so everything to the creatures in Flatland appears to be a line. He goes into a bit of detail about how they learn to recognize people and places, and if you’re interested, you can check out the link.

This was a part that grabbed my interest: in Flatland, the surface of each figure is its outline. To a square then, the outline of a square is its skin. It is incapable of seeing anything contained within the outline without cutting itself open. So far as a square is concerned, the area within it is as contained as our organs are within our bodies. But to a three-dimensional creature, the insides are visible.

Below is an example I drew. On the left is a girl as we would expect to draw her in a 2-D space. On the right is a girl as Abbott might have drawn her. For her to see or hear, her eyes and ears would need to be on the perimeter (surface) of her body. Additionally, her insides, while invisible to her and her compatriots, would be visible to us.

So, to extrapolate this idea to the fourth dimension, fourth-dimensional creatures would be able to see our insides just as we can see those of two-dimensional creatures. Pretty freaky.

If you’re wondering why such a weird concept has grabbed my attention, the answer is that I’m reworking a time-travel novel I wrote, and I’ve been looking for a good way to explain how it works. So I’m kicking these thoughts around in my head. Perhaps time travel can be explained through other dimensions, blah, blah… I’m still figuring it out. But it’s fun for me.

Hope you enjoy it too!

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Fibonacci, continued

March 26, 2010

I’m not going to have time tonight to continue my thought from yesterday, but I thought y’all might find this amusing:

Have a great Friday!

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Everything is Golden

March 25, 2010

I like pineapples, despite their being a complete PITA* to cut up. They’re tart and tangy and a little bit sweet, which is a lovely combination of flavor. They’re even the secret ingredient in every episode of Psych, one of my favorite TV shows, which you can watch here.

But pineapples have their own little secret.

Have you ever noticed that the basket-weave look to a pineapple is just spirals that go in two different directions? Here’s a weird factoid: all pineapples have the same number of spirals. In one direction that number is 8. Guess what the number is in the other direction. Go on. Guess.

What’d you say? If you’re like me, you figured it’s somewhere between 7 and 9.

But it’s not. Its 13.

Don’t believe me? That’s okay. I was told this in my latest nerdy endeavor, which is to watch a series of lectures called The Joy of Thinking: The Beauty and Power of Classical Mathematical Ideas. And I didn’t believe it either.

So, Doubting Thomasina that I am, I went into the kitchen, pulled a whole pineapple out of the refrigerator**, and counted the spirals. Sure enough, there were 8 one way and 13 the other.

Turns out pinecones have 8 spirals one way and 5 the other. Cone flowers have 13 spirals in one direction and 21 in the other. And daisies have 21 spirals in one direction and 34 in the other. Sunflowers have 55 and 89.

Yadda, yadda, who cares, right? Well I do, because I’m nerdy that way.

You may notice that some of these numbers overlap. (Weirdly, so do some of the names, like pine/cone/flower. But that’s neither here nor there.) If you line them up you get 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89. This makes a pattern whereby the first two numbers in the series add up to the third number, the second two add up to the fourth number, and so on. So you can extrapolate the series forward and backwards to be 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, etc.

The guy who first noticed this phenomenon and put it all together into a sequence of numbers was Leonardo of Pisa. So in his honor it’s named the Fibonacci Sequence.

Yeah, I don’t get it either.

But Leonardo did this in 1202, when he published a mathematical paper about rabbits propagating. His question was — how many rabbits would you get if you stuck a pair of baby rabbits in a fenced-in area for a year?

Here are the rules: 1) rabbits take two months to mature, 2) after those first two months they will produce a pair of rabbits every month, and 3) we won’t worry about real-life concerns like feeding all these rabbits, cleaning up after all these rabbits, smelling all these rabbits, or freaking out that all of these rabbits are blood relatives and probably genetic mutants.

In January, we’ve got 1 pair of baby rabbits. In February, they reach maturity and we’ve still got 1 pair of rabbits. March, we’ve got a pair of baby rabbits and a pair of adult rabbits, making 2 pair. April, it’s two pairs of adults, 1 pair of babies, for 3 pair. Then it’s 5 pair, 8 pair, 13 pair, on up the Fibonacci sequence until December, when we hit 233 pairs. You can see this idea demonstrated (in a G-rated way) here.

It’s looking like this sequence is repeated in nature quite a bit already, but it goes even farther. And it gets more interesting. I promise.

But I’m tired, so I need to call it a night. More to come later.

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*Pain In The Ass

**On a recent visit to a Costa Rican pineapple plantation, my parents learned many facts about how to choose a good pineapple. Among other things, they were told unequivocally to refrigerate the pineapple as soon as they brought it home from the store. So now I do that too.

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Filling My Nerdy Heart with Joy

March 24, 2010

Tomorrow I’ll write about what I’m up to on the learning front. Tonight I want to mention a site I stumbled upon called Freerice.com. It is weirdly addictive and purportedly works for a good cause. Good, clean nerdy fun.

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Last Exit to Springfield

March 22, 2010

I apologize for not keeping up with the blog lately. I’ve been grouchy.

To clarify: more grouchy than usual.

I was watching March Madness Sunday night, and at a critical point in the game a player dribbled the ball off his foot, sending it out of bounds and into the possession of the other team.

This is not what I’ve been grouchy about. But it got me thinking.

Have you ever spent most of your life believing you were good at something only to suddenly come face to face with the reality that you’re not? That has happened to me twice now.

The first time was in high school. I always knew I was destined to be a great athlete. See, back when I was in fifth grade, Mr. George made me a starter on the kickball team and put me at left shortstop, the second most critical position after pitcher. Game after game he talked up how important I was, and game after game I backed it up by making crucial outs. For two years I kicked butt (and ball) and took names, and I rolled into junior high knowing I was something special.

Then I got cut from the eighth-grade basketball team. I figured it had to be some kind of favoritism thing because I was good! (Such is the thinking of a 13-year-old.) I practiced at home, determined to make the freshman squad in high school, and I did. I rolled into JV the next year, and varsity as a junior, which may lead some of you to think that I actually *was* good at basketball. It led me to think so — for a time.

But the thing is, when you go to a high school where girls’ basketball has lower status than the Academic Pentathlon, it can be tough to get enough warm bodies to field a team. As it was, we had seven players. We weren’t very good, and I was perhaps the worst of all of us. I still had the great catching and throwing skills that I demonstrated in kickball, which translated to great passing and a wicked outside shot. But I couldn’t move with the ball. I tended to dribble off my foot. That made getting an open shot — or even keeping possession — extremely difficult.

Sometime in my junior year I came face to face with the reality that I was not a great athlete. The realization had come on so gradually that it was more of a relief than a shock to finally acknowledge it. I finished out the season, retired from basketball, and went on to enjoy senior year and a social life unencumbered by losing 20 hours a week to a sport. It worked out pretty well, actually.

But now comes facing reality, part two.

My whole life I’ve had perfect teeth. They’re beautiful — pearly white, naturally straight, cavity-free. Every dentist visit was a pat on the back. As a teenager, I tried to sympathize with my friends who complained of pain from newly tightened braces or who had to search through the cafeteria garbage can for a retainer mistakenly thrown away. But always in the back of my mind was a feeling of relief that this was not something I ever would have to worry about.

So much for that.

I’m scheduled tomorrow for my 20-somethingth dentist visit in the past three years. After blowing through most of my 2010 health savings account to save my third cracked tooth, including root canal and crown, it’s looking more and more like I’ll have to have it pulled. The pain will just not go away.

That’s hardly the worst of it. The worst is that the other side of my mouth is now hurting, the side opposite the three cracked and crowned molars, and I’m beginning to wonder if this will ever end.

Logically it must. I have a finite number of teeth — only 28, thanks to having the wisdom teeth pulled. (Perhaps I should be extra grateful for that!) But the pain, the inconvenience, the horrible drilling, the mushy food, the numb, half-working mouth, more horrible drilling — it’s all just so draining. The high spot is the nitrous experience at the endodontist, where I float on a river of fumes that mimics knocking back a couple of margaritas out on the deck — an apropos experience given that I could visit Cancun on what I have to pay Dr. Bill. And that all ends once they take the mask off.

I always think of the scene in The Simpsons where Lisa gets braces. Here are some screen shots of her dentist experience:

Getting gassed:


The reveal:

Yeah, that pretty well describes it. Lord, help me, I’m grouchy. I’d better get the equivalent of a fun senior year out of all of this.

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Happy News!

March 16, 2010

The latest news on baby David is that the burns on his face are first degree! This means no scarring! He still has a long journey to healing, but he’s now doing outpatient treatment at a burn hospital, meaning he gets to spend his nights with his parents at the Ronald McDonald House instead of in a hospital room. I think he’s still a few weeks from being able to come back home, but things are looking up!

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The Big Reveal

March 10, 2010

If this were a TV show, you’d have waited about 27 minutes from my first post showing the office in disarray to the final reveal. Real time is slower, but the reality of having this room in my house versus on the TV is just so much cooler.

I finally figured out how to stitch some photos together, so I present to you the library as I first drew it:

And The Library as it is (don’t mind the occasional warped line from the software — it’s not that way in reality):

The “back-in-the-bookcase” view, as drawn:

Back in the bookshelf in reality (and yikes on the photo errors — I’m not so good at this stitching thing yet. But you get the idea):

Drawing looking in the doorway:

The reality:

And finally, a shot from a back corner of the room that shows off the wall of shelves and the sliding door (and only minorly messed up by my software ineptitude):

It smells like leather and wood and books in the library, which is as it should be. This is my little slice of heaven.

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David’s Status

March 7, 2010

I’m sick to my stomach after reading the latest post about baby David. Apparently things are worse than were thought. With burns it takes a few days to tell whether they are second-degree or third-degree because the former will start to heal and the latter won’t. It now looks like 20 percent of David’s body is covered in third-degree burns, including all the way to the knuckles of his right hand. The skin grafts will start earlier than originally planned, and the medical staff is working to fight an infection that has arisen in David’s right arm. Please keep this baby and his family in your prayers.

Years ago at a garage sale I bought an elderly lady’s collection of Reader’s Digest magazines that date back to 1941. I was shelving them today when an article from the November 1970 issue popped to my attention. It’s entitled “When Faced with Grief”, and its author, Max Wylie, was a man who knew something about suffering. His 21-year-old daughter was murdered in New York, and five years later his wife and remaining daughter died within a few months of each other from cancer and pneumonia, respectively.

The salient part:

Immediately after a loss, when the shock is most acute, there isn’t much one can do. No one, when stranded by sudden loss, will believe that time heals. All you can do is stand still and hurt, insensitive to all pain but your own. But if you want to get your nerve back after any disabling catastrophe…there are certain affirmatives to remember. However formidable your situation, you are not alone in it. You are not the first to go through it. Many others are in it with you, right this minute. Misfortune is the only true international currency the world has ever had.

I think he’s right. We all suffer at times, and if we live long enough, we grow to understand that we are not alone in our suffering. Ultimately that makes it bearable.

I think that David’s parents know they are not alone. There has been an outpouring of love and assistance from family and friends and church and school. But I know that there will be many dark hours for them between now and the time when their little son can live a normal life again, and I pray that they will really know, deep in their souls, that they do not suffer in solitude.

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Friday Fun

March 5, 2010

Although the focus of the last month for me has been building a library, I’ve ironically done very little reading. So what kind of wind sprints are getting this flabby brain back in shape? you ask.

Why, reality TV! I’ll answer. Specifically, American Idol.

Don’t judge me. After performing my Triple C duties*, Mom could use a little downtime.

A couple of the kids really stood out this week, and I just want to share with those of you who aren’t fans. This one kid, Alex Lambert, made an impression. He’s sort of a hybrid of Eros Ramazotti and Paolo Nutini with a little Rod Stewart thrown in. I could listen to him sing all day. In fact, I have been listening to him sing all day by playing this YouTube video during cleaning breaks:

The other standout at this point is Crystal Bowersox, a single mom who channels Mary Chapin Carpenter. I love her version of CCR’s “As Long as I See the Light”. (If you just want to see the singing without intro, skip to 2:00.)

Hope you enjoy them! Have a great Friday night!

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*That would be Cooking, Cleaning, and Childcare.

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Centering

March 5, 2010

“Mama, what are Us Centers?”

The Girl is tugging at my pants insistently, breaking my concentration. We are standing in the Family Center of our church, where her big brother is preparing to join his Wednesday night CCD class. We are praying the Hail Mary as a group, and now is neither the time for conversation nor for puzzling out what she’s talking about. I shake my head, silently indicating that I will answer her question later.

She crosses her arms, looks at me angrily, and stomps a foot. “Why are we praying for Us Centers?”

“I’ll tell you in the car.”

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

I’ve been thinking about this question a lot this week. “Us sinners” is a phrase with a couple of subtle nuances. First off, all humans are by definition imperfect and sinners. So it reminds us gently that we all have room for improvement. Secondly, and more importantly (I think) is the use of the word “us”. The prayer is not “pray for me, a sinner” but “pray for us.” It is a reminder that we are a community. We are all in this together.

I got to see David’s mom, Kathleen, this morning at school when the Kindergartners did a “storybook parade.” My little girl was dressed as Tinkerbell because the Snow White costume she has is “too itchy.” (She likes Snow White better, but comfort comes before looks. She gets that from me, a woman who owns zero pairs of heels.) Kathleen’s twins were carrying storybooks, but didn’t have on costumes. Honestly, I didn’t even notice, but their mom, who had been holding it all together, suddenly broke down. She was mourning the fact that with being so caught up in caring for David she hasn’t been able to give as much attention to her other children.

She turned to me and our mutual friend, Sarah, and asked, “Do you think it’s okay that they don’t have costumes?”

“Of course!” we exclaimed, and did our respective bests at comforting her. (Sarah is better at this.)

Lord, woman, I was thinking, I’ve broken down any number of times this week over your situation, and my imagination of your pain must be only the tip of the actuality of it. But I didn’t say that out loud because I don’t know her all that well, and the last thing I wanted to do was burden her any more. Plus I was less articulate in the moment than I’m able to be after giving things some thought and putting them in writing. But that was basically how I felt.

I did my best at being helpful and comforting, and offered help with childcare or just hanging out or whatever, and I told her I’m praying for her and her family. And I am.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

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