Archive for May, 2010

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Mysterious Ways

May 28, 2010

I apologize for being so erratic in posting this month. I haven’t felt like I have much to say. Mostly because I haven’t been doing my brain exercises.

I’m reading a lot of novels.

School is wrapping up, and I’ve been finalizing summer plans. I like to have plans. Sometimes they work out and sometimes they don’t.

Take for example, our anniversary plan. The Big M knows I love U2, so he said I could pick a city in the U.S. that they were playing and we would go there for a trip. I picked Seattle. We’ve never been there, and summer seems like a good time to hit the Pacific Northwest.

Listening to U2 makes me feel like I’m 17 again. But I’m not 17 anymore, and Bono is not 31 anymore. And the trouble with buying nonrefundable plane tickets to a city across the country to see aging rock stars is that sometimes age catches up with them. Bono’s emergency back surgery in Germany this week caused U2 to cancel their entire U.S. tour this year.

So that’s a bummer for me and for him, and for the 400+ staff who are now out of work for the summer. But I had been a little sad about not being able to visit Mt. Ranier National Park, and now it turns out we’ll have time to do that. The door closed and a window opened, it seems.

Not that I’m not mourning the loss of my chance to finally see U2 after 18 years of trying. But still. Gotta keep perspective.

Speaking of which, I got to see baby David today, and he looks wonderful. He will have scars, but his beautiful little face is unscathed. He toddles around and babbles like the little 12-month-old dude he is, and I’m just so grateful to see him looking healthy and smiling.

So I guess I’m pretty happy this afternoon. Have a good weekend. :)

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All of the Children are Above Average

May 24, 2010

I checked out some books on tape from the library to try out the concept of listening to family-friendly stories in the car while on road trips. Garrison Keillor told a story of an elderly couple in Lake Wobegon whose arguments over spending money to travel followed a specific form. The argument would leave them satisfied at the end, like playing a Chopin etude.

“Why is that funny?” my son asked.

“It’s a grown-up thing.”

“It doesn’t even make any sense.” His voice was rising in pitch the way it does when he’s getting annoyed.

“This is what my parents used to play on road trips when I was a kid.”

“Well I hope you’ll put in a DVD for us while you’re playing that!”

The kid makes me laugh more than Garrison Keillor. But now I need to figure out something else to check out.

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It’s a Round-Letter Day

May 17, 2010

Friday morning I made my bleary-eyed zombie walk to the living room to hustle the kids into the car for school. My little Kindergartener was still wearing her p.j.’s, but with a skirt on top.

“Baby, why aren’t you dressed?”

“Mo-o-om! It’s “O” Day. You know? Crazy Outfit Day?”

As the days of school count down, her Kindergarten class is counting down with the alphabet. Each day they do something related to the letter they’re on. Thursday was “M” day. They were watching a movie during rest time. I knew this because I had brought the popcorn.

“Huh. Yesterday was M… Okay. Put on your shoes,” I said.

Five minutes after I dropped her off I got a call from the teacher.

“Hi … I have a little girl here who’s very upset because she’s the only one wearing a crazy outfit. Crazy Outfit Day is Monday. Can you bring her a change of clothes?”

I did. And I laughed at myself the rest of the morning for forgetting the letter N. The synapses don’t fire too quickly before 8 a.m.

This morning my girl was wearing an inside-out turquoise pajama top, inside-out and backwards tan pants, a red plaid miniskirt, and mismatched pink socks. On her hands.

“Would you like me to do your hair in a bunch of crazy piggy tails?”

“Mo-o-om!” She screwed up her face in her most irritated look, one that will have to suffice until she masters the preteen art of the eye roll. “That would look bad!”

Of course it would. So much for my early-morning ideas.

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Our Avatars

May 10, 2010

I like writing down conversations we have in our little family, but I’m getting bored with calling my kids “The Boy” and “The Girl.” I could call them Jacob and Emily* but I thought it’d be more fun to create avatars for all of us.

You’ve already seen mine:

Now here’s The Boy:

And The Girl:

And of course, The Big M:

I have this fantasy that I can recreate all the conversations I have with my kids in cartoon form. They’re much funnier in my head that way. The next step is to figure out how to re-scale everyone so we can have avatars talking instead of pseudonyms.

More to come.

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*Jacob was the top boy baby name in 2001, and Emily was the top girl baby name in 2004.

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The Solution

May 6, 2010

Here’s the ad copy:

JANE: I simply can’t stay late tonight to retype those letters, Boss! I’ve got to hurry right over to the Blood Bank to donate blood!

BOSS: I know, I know. But look at these carbon copies! Fuzzier than an English sheep dog’s eyebrows!

JANE: Well, don’t pin that on me! If you’d buy the right kind of carbon paper, that wouldn’t happen! Like this Roytype Park Avenue Carbon Paper I just borrowed. I’ll type with it now — just to show you the difference…

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It goes on from there, but I won’t torture you. Suffice to say, Boss orders some Roytype Park Avenue Carbon Paper and — as a bonus — some Roytype Ribbons, while Jane goes to the Blood Bank. Good times.

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Pop Quiz

May 2, 2010

1) What is the boss asking her to do?

and

2) What is this scene advertising?

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After the War is Over

May 1, 2010

I’ve been looking through old magazines again. The war was winding down by the time this one came out. No battle scenes graced the cover, just kids learning to sail. It’s full of hopeful ads.

Oh, what a beautiful kitchen we’ll have! I can plan it all myself between chores! Won’t Mother be amazed?

Note the fine print:

We’re still in war production! But after the war you can have your dream kitchen…

After the war you can have your dream car…

After the war you can have your dream …

toilet paper!

Some day it will end…

and we’ll be able to fill up our tanks again. Some day we’ll have peace …

and Boeing has promised to be our peacemakers.

On the day this issue hit the newsstands, August 6, 1945, a Boeing B-29 called Enola Gay dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima. On the 9th, another dropped on Nagasaki. On the 17th, Hirohito surrendered unconditionally to the Allies.

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