Jeannette McCurdy’s Funeral
Jeannette McCurdy was a checkered garter snake. She lived in our backyard until this morning, when she was discovered deceased on the neighbor’s driveway. Before her untimely demise, Jeannette looked something like this: She was a lovely little snake, with a nice yellow stripe down the middle of her back. She was about 10 inches long. We don’t think she made it to full adulthood. My children gathered with their […]
Flabby Brain 